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youngsterjosh:

pale cisgay bloggers throwing around twink as an insult like it’s not what every single one of them are

So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

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awesome-show-great-blog:

"What did we learn today?"

awesome-show-great-blog:

"What did we learn today?"

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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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Gosh I would love to analyse a Video Game as part of an English unit.

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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thisgirlgames:

Minecraft [22/∞]

thisgirlgames:

Minecraft [22/]

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This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed.

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